Date: Fri, 19 Jan 1996 18:31:11 -0800 From: "Scott E. Huffman" Subject: Brain Police song lyrics To: Multiple recipients of list MADNESS Brain Police When you're feeling crazy And you don't know what to do We've got a Mental Jail With a bed reserved for you There's no chance to escape us We'll commit you every time The Brain Police will get you When you are losing your mind If you start telling people That you're going to hurt yourself We've got a way to help you Put those plans back on the shelf Your friends sign a petition We throw you in the hole The Brain Police will get you When you are out of control When you start directing traffic Without wearing any clothes When you stop ingesting anything That won't fit up your nose When you burn yourself with cigarettes And you don't mind the pain The Brain Police will get you When you are going insane When you start hearing voices Through the fillings in your teeth When you think that you're Mick Jagger Or even worse, you're Keith When you take on ten policemen And knock them all on their butts The Brain Police will get you When you are going nuts When you're disoriented as to person, time or place When you look into the mirror And don't recognize the face When you really get to feeling Like a motherless child The Brain Police will get you When you are going wild So if you're feeling dangerous Or unable to care We've got a way to help you Get the world out of your hair If you want to know what's coming I'll tell you how it will be The Brain Police will get you When you have gone crazy Copyright 1994 Scott E. Huffman All rights reserved Scott E. Huffman seh@efn.org Eugene, Oregon U.S.A.